Sitting in a doctor’s office waiting for blood work results is so stressful.
If I was fine they would have said so over the phone, right?
While sitting there waiting my mind runs through at least 27 different terminal diagnoses. The room is freezing. The only magazines they have to read are from 2009. And, worst of all, the room they stuck me in to wait for an eternity doesn’t have a good signal. I can’t even check instagram. So, so stressful.
Finally, the doc comes in and tells me my diagnosis…
(wait for it)
I have a vitamin D deficiency.
Seeing as how I haven’t gotten laid in…entirely too long…my first thought was, “you have NO idea”. Oh, the irony. Holding a straight face for the remainder of the conversation was rather difficult.
The doctor said I need the D…(pun intended…giggity)
A pill will cure one, but I’m stuck like chuck on my other…”ailment”.
C’est la vie.
– D.A.