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celebrities, dreams, entertainment, funny, music, nightmares, sex, TGIF
Ever wake up thinking, “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!” Yeah, that was me this morning.
Last night I dreamt that Action Bronson was my boyfriend…
…except he was royally pissed off at me because we HAD to go to an Eve 6 concert…
At least we were driving there in my dad’s new Benz (dad doesn’t have one in real life tho =/).
Finally, Action Bronson broke up with me (sad face) and I was forced to watch Amy Schumer give Danny DeVito a naked full body massage.
Needless to say I hate my brain for even conjuring up the thought of Danny DeVito naked. Good thing Amy’s got a nice rack. Luckily I woke up before it got any weirder.
And Action, boo, I’d never drag you to an Eve 6 concert in real life, just sayin’ ;).
Don’t judge me ya’ll.
Go listen to Blue Chips and have a happy Friday!
– D.B.